My courtship with the Dvorak simplified keyboard layout has come to a sad end. I was Dvorak only for most of a month at home. I hated it. Typing was painfully slow, and I made many typos. Going from 70 words per minute down to 8 is more frustrating than I though possible.
Most annoying was feeling slow of thought. I think quickly. I’m sure I’m not alone. Neither my mouth nor my fingers can keep up with my thinking, which results in strange typos and misspoken sentences. Slowing my typing down also slowed down my thinking. I had to mentally back up and repeat things constantly because my hands had no hope of keeping up. It made me feel slow, thick and stupid. That feeling frustrated me more than the actual slowness of typing.
Then, I began to get better. I could see how Dvorak could be more efficient. I could type entire sentences without my fingers ever having to leave the home row. I became eager for more. In the evenings, I practiced typing exercises.
During the day, my job continued its constant demand for correspondence. And reports. And status updates. I set up my work keyboard for Dvorak as well, but I wasn’t getting everything done. I would have had to work double shifts each day to write everything I needed to write, if I continued to use Dvorak at my current speed.
So at work, I used Qwerty, and at home I used Dvorak. Both suffered. My typing at work was slower because the newly forming muscle memory for Dvorak clashed with Qwerty. And my progress on Dvorak slowed dramatically because I was reinforcing the Qwerty habits more than I was the Dvorak.
Dvorak will have to wait for now. Perhaps when I have a vacation, or a slow time at work, I can take it up again. The time to relearn how to type is a luxury I don’t have now.
Here are a few things you should consider before making the Dvorak plunge yourself.
- Work – The one thing I saw coming and the one thing that brought this to an end. If your work requires a lot of writing, then finding the time to devote a month to Dvorak may be very difficult for you. It may not even be possible at work, depending on the applications with which you have to work. Older operating systems and applications may not support Dvorak without a Dvorak wired keyboard, and those are expensive.
- Gaming – This one I should have seen coming. A lot of game functions are based on the position of keys, not the letter on the keys. Pressing ‘I’ for inventory is no harder in Dvorak. Using WASD for up, left, down and right becomes impossible. There are numerous workarounds, but none I tried were very elegant. Changing the keys in every game you play would be too much trouble. Setting them to default to Qwerty works, but then you have issues when you have to “Press ‘C’ for character info.” A friend recommended I try an AutoHotKey script to manage keyboard layouts for applications. I didn’t get to this before giving up on Dvorak. I may try it next time.
- PC sharing – My learning Dvorak was a pain for my Amy. If you share your computer, then switching to Dvorak becomes a bother for anyone else using it. I set the PC so it could switch between layouts, but it still caused her problems. Individual profiles would help, but someone will always be forced to use a keyboard with a mismatched layout.
- Smart phones – Once you’ve adjusted to Dvorak, the Qwerty keyboard on smart phones will trip you up. My iPhone doesn’t support a Dvorak layout. I expect it isn’t on the upcoming iPad either. This may be a problem on other smart phones as well. I expect it’s not supported on Blackberries with physical keyboards. Something else to keep in mind if you are a gadgetphile like me.
- Confused looks – Be ready to explain to a lot of people why your keyboard looks so funny and why you are trying to learn a new one. A surprising number of people in my tech company were totally unaware of Dvorak. Even among those who knew what Dvorak is, many saw no point in learning it.
I’ll write on this again when I get the chance to take up Dvorak once more. In the mean time, if you’ve taken the Dvorak challenge, share your insights in the comments.
